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| STORIES ABOUT HIS FATHER | ||||||||||||||||||||
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-Sash reckons his father invented a gun that shoots 1000 bullets in one second -Sasha believes that his father used to be a rally driver -Sashhhhh! Reckons his father was part of the German Airforce but was dismissed because he flew a plane under a bridge. -Sasha thinks his dad worked for the CIA, or was it the FBI? FACT -his dad works at Coles as a security guard.( I guess all that airforce training finally paid off) | |||||||||||||||||||
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-he reckons the girls in his street have "bikini parties" -he believes that he is a part of a gang, called, "The Celica Gang". -Once he said he was fixing the transmission in his Celica, when he was seen walking his dog (or was that his mother) down mileara road. -His best friends are Oliver (look at the link below), and Anton The Macedonian. -Anton is also supposed to be part of the infamous "Celica Gang" | |||||||||||||||||||
| FAMOUS QUOTES FROM SASH (PRONOUNCED WITH RUSSIAN ACCENT) | ||||||||||||||||||||
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-Shut up you stupid racist bastard" -Go and get you?re wee-bee and shove it up your ass" -You fight dirty, I fight dirty" -If I find out you were a part of this, I will kill you" -Let's step outside" -you?re big on words, but shit on fists" -you've got a big mouth, but can't cover it" -I?ll kick your western ass's" -I'll remember to spit on your head from the plane" -" come from the Balkans? | |||||||||||||||||||
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